Not in my bed!

THAT'S IT! After a week straight of E in my bed, I am evicting him tonight. He has violated the sanctuary.

Jax tipped me off to it. "Something smells" sniff, sniff "like pee." That's right. E peed in my bed. He apparently didn't even notice. It wasn't on my side, so neither did I. And without a sense of smell, I didn't know until Jax caught it. He assures me it is an awful smell.

If you know me at all, you know I cannot stand bodily fluids. I was horrified. E has had two accidents since being potty trained. Accidents happen, but not in my bed! That kid is going to have to sleep on his own tinkle proof mattress tonight. Which of course means no one will sleep tonight.